Surrie: "JINGLE BELLS, THE GOVERNMENT SMELLS, THE SCHOOL-BOARD IS A DRAG!!!"

Deidara: "SASORI'S REFUSING SEX WITH ME AND HIS GRANDMA IS A HAG!!!"

Surrie: Its Cristmas time!!! And you all know what that means!! Sleighbells...gatherings...santa...presents...parties...AND IDIOTIC ASSHOLES WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY RELIGEOUS THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS!!!!!

Deidara: Tell me about it....Sasori wont spend the holidays with me because his grandma wont let him.

Surrie: God...I hate people who try to suck the happiness out of Christmas. For example, WHY ARE WE CALLING IT " The Holidays"? ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!! CALL IT WHAT IT IS!!! How come we arent calling Holloween " The harvest time" ?

Deidara: Tell us why Surrie...

Surrie: BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTIANITY!!!! THATS WHY!!! Christmas is THE holiday of the year for Christians...and we Christians dont celebrate Holloween...so its another opportunity to complain about religeon. Look....if you dont celebrate Christmas....kudos to you...DONT FUCKING RUIN MINE!!!!

Deidara: Also...what happened to the holiday cheer? All Christmas is now is another great opportunity to sell people stuff. Whatever happened to the jollyness and the happiness?

Surrie: Exactly what I wanna know...if you dont celebrate Christmas...then go die somewhere in a hole where you wont be a hindrance to the rest of us...just because you're miserable doesnt mean we have to be too. Thank you....I'm done now.

Deidara: me too...

Surrie: ......

Deidara:.....sooo

Surrie: Soooo.....you wanna go get some hot cocoa?

Deidara: sure.